Me: I went to pick up the rental car and they were out of economy cars. So I got upgraded!
Mom: Cool! What did you end up getting?
Me: I got a Chevy Impala! Guess who will be riding dirty this week?! This gal! (points two thumbs at myself)
Mom: (sarcastically) Ok. Be careful while you "ride dirty".
Me: Sho' thang! Mom, I gotta run. I'm at the library and need to get some audio books for my trip.
Mom: Yeah, that's real gangster of you.
|Thug life has a library card.|