I love my brothers. Always have and always will.
However, when I'm losing an argument or they have figured out how to get under my skin I use my secret weapon: the milkshake reference. It usually goes something like this:
Brother: You work too much. You are never going to get a guy like that.
Me: That's weird. I'm pretty sure I make a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.
Me: That's right. It's better than yours.
Brother: SHUT UP!
Me: I can teach you but I'd have to charge.
Brother: Oh god. (walks away)
In case you don't know what I'm talking about enjoy the video below.