Let's recap my Monday and how it has progressed so far. Remember it is not quite noon.
- Roach in my kitchen.
- Tried to kill roach in my kitchen with curse words and shoe throwing.
- Finally killed roach by emptying a can of Raid on it.
- In a fit of Raid spraying hell I sprayed Raid in my already washed and styled hair.
- Kitchen floor is super slick from Raid spray.
- Kitchen sink plumbing is still broke from last night. Will probably attract more bugs by the time I get home.
- I grated a piece of my hand on a cheese grater yesterday and the flesh wound keeps banging into my work desk.
- My advanced computer skills are now best described as a monkey bashing on a keyboard.
- People around me are cheerful. Quite the contrary to my current state.