I'm kind of dumbfounded that people actually give money to complete strangers for this type of thing. Then I'm even more dumbfounded that I have not done this. I don't mean beg strangers for breast implants (and I use "beg" loosely because there is no effort in having a website do the begging for you) but I would like to start raising funds for the following causes:
- Get me out of debt!
- My house needs a new roof!
- My driveway needs to be replaced!
- I want to decorate my house with really expensive furniture and art!
- I think I would look good in a convertible!
- There is a killer dress at Nordstroms and I don't want to break my bank to buy it so I'll break yours!
- Backyard chickens need feed!
If you need to throw some money at someone I am that someone. Bill Gates, this post is directed towards you!