Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Iron the Big Girl Panties

The boss came walking down the line of offices yesterday and said, "Where's Mary?"  I said she hadn't been in all day.  He replied, "Oh, I guess it is Monday!"  (Mary takes a lot of Mondays off for vacation.  All approved by management.)  The co-workers and I looked at him, corrected him and said it was, in fact, Tuesday.  Mary was out sick.  He sighed and said, "You guys never get my jokes." 

So I popped off and said, "Oh, so when you aren't in the office we should all think it is Friday?"  (The boss takes a lot of Fridays off and forgets to tell anyone he won't be in.)  He laughed and then quite frankly said, "Oh, shut up."

Dang, someone's panties are in a wad.

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