The boss came walking down the line of offices yesterday and said, "Where's Mary?" I said she hadn't been in all day. He replied, "Oh, I guess it is Monday!" (Mary takes a lot of Mondays off for vacation. All approved by management.) The co-workers and I looked at him, corrected him and said it was, in fact, Tuesday. Mary was out sick. He sighed and said, "You guys never get my jokes."
So I popped off and said, "Oh, so when you aren't in the office we should all think it is Friday?" (The boss takes a lot of Fridays off and forgets to tell anyone he won't be in.) He laughed and then quite frankly said, "Oh, shut up."
Dang, someone's panties are in a wad.