I had a run in with a water bug the other night. Regular people call them water bugs. I call them “M$#@!!% F&@?!”. That is not a subtle way to say I cursed at the bug but that’s the actual words that came out of my mouth when I saw it.
Yesterday I was frantically cleaning my house in anticipation of my mom coming to visit. The mom house inspection is top notch. I can build a brand new house, have a HAZMAT team come in and wipe the place clean, and mom will still be able to find something I missed. She’s that awesome.
Part of my cleaning involved moving my couch so I could dust the wood floors underneath. I’m still pretty skittish after the water bug episode so I was being cautious as to what I was moving around. When I pushed the sofa I came across this …
I thought it was the LARGEST “M$#@!!% F&@?!” in the history of the Earth. It only turned out to be a toy that one of my nephews or nieces left under my couch. However, you would have thought it was a unicorn by all of the colorful words that came out of my mouth. I might have wet my britches a little but that might just be a figment of my imagination.