Women can get away with a lot of things that men can't. For example:
1) Wearing a dress to the office.
2) Blaming a certain time of the month for speeding, acting like a jerk, eating ice cream for breakfast, etc.
3) Making the samba look sexy.
4) Telling someone "bless your heart" and leaving the receiver questioning how we meant it.
5) Using a smile, fluttering of eyelashes, and politeness to get free stuff from guys. Even gay guys.
6) Drinking martinis with the pinky up.
7) Driving a pink car.
8) Telling a man "I'm so glad you are pretty" when he does something really stupid.
9) Playing Nintendo Wii for the exercise and not to kill the guy with the AK-47.
10) Painting our fingernails in all colors of the rainbow.